Ferret

Ferret Philosophy 1. Hoarding is a form of art. 

1. Life is short. Take what you can as quickly as possible. 

2. If you get caught stealing, divert attention and dance a jig. 

3. Happiness is a great hidey-hole and a soft sleeping bag. 

4. Know no fear. 

5. Your socks are my socks. 

6. Upon entering a room, walk the perimeter. 

7. Hands off my stash. 

8. Play like there is no tomorrow. 

9. Dance like no one is watching. 

10. For all round good health, poop often. 

11. Rear-end. Corner. Reverse. Poop.1. Hoarding is a form of art. 

12. Life is short. Take what you can as quickly as possible. 

13. If you get caught stealing, divert attention and dance a jig. 

14. Happiness is a great hidey-hole and a soft sleeping bag. 

15. Know no fear. 

16. Your socks are my socks. 

17. Upon entering a room, walk the perimeter. 

18. Hands off my stash. 

19. Play like there is no tomorrow. 

20. Dance like no one is watching. 

21. For all round good health, poop often. 

22. Rear-end. Corner. Reverse. Poop. <3